Video credit: Beyoncé YouTube Channel The spelling of the word “grey” should’ve been my first clue. Scroll just below the video for more, including all the spoilers you’ll need not to see this movie.
#FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ANASTASIA MOVIE#
And I think Beyonce’s video of her remix of “Crazy in Love” is actually more erotic than the movie is.
The sexiest thing in “Fifty Shades” is the soundtrack. I still love movies that show more longing than canoodling. But I’m just a mildly repressed Presbyterian with an exceedingly dirty mind. Now, if I were a true BDSM-er or even a plain vanilla sadist, I would have demanded a lot more whipping for my movie dollars. I only cared about them until I became bored with the simple dialogue and repetitive “He loves me, he loves me not … he whips me, he whips me not” back and forths. Johnson and Dornan have great onscreen chemistry but it wasn’t enough to sustain my regard for the characters. Stars Dakota Johnson (as Anastasia Steele) and Jamie Dornan (as Christian Gray) do look fabulous naked and have tight, firm asses.īut so what? This film just doesn’t live up to the hype. As for the sex toys displayed in Christian’s “playroom,” well, audiences are liable to find the thought of them way more inspiring than any of this film’s practically PG-rated love scenes. Scores of Americans obviously were out for one kinky Valentine’s Day.ĭid it satisfy? Not even close. The film is way tamer than you’d expect, especially given the hotly anticipated subject matter and all the hype surrounding that. ANewDomain - According to Variety, “Fifty Shades of Grey” earned $81.7 million over the weekend.
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